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主题: 瞎眼的老牛仔
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时间: 01/23/2010 11:53 am 
发布: 45325
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他摸索著進去, 找到一個吧椅, 坐下來後就叫了咖啡。
後坐了一會兒，他對服務員喊，'嗨，你想聽個金發碧眼的笑話嗎？'
整個酒吧立即緘默下來。他旁邊的女子用一個低沉沙啞的聲音說，
'在你說笑話之前，牛仔，因為你是盲人，我覺得需要給你一個公平的機會, 你應該先知道五件事：
1。酒保是一個金發女孩, 她帶著一根棒球棍。
2。酒吧保鏢也是一個金發女孩。
3。我是一個 6英尺高，175磅的金發，空手道黑帶的女生。
4。坐在我旁邊的是是金發碧眼和專業舉重的女生。
5。在你右邊的女士也是金發碧眼和職業的摔跤選手。
現在，認真思考一下，先生。你還想說笑話？'
盲人牛仔認真的想了一下，搖搖頭，悄悄地說，
我..我…, 如果我說完笑話還需要是要解釋 五次.. 我還是不要說了。 - 真是昏倒了.
不知道爲什麽, 美國人常常形容金髮碧眼的漂亮女生比較沒有腦子. 也會聽到 "dumb blonde", "bimbo" 這樣的形容. 也可能是嫉妒吧.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blonde_stereotype
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bimbo
An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a barstool and orders some coffee.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?'
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,
'No... not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'
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