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含蓄的罵人 - 罵的太妙了
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04/26/2008 4:20 pm
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类别: 休闲茶馆
One day a bachelor who was a poor tipper walked into his favorite restaurant and ordered lunch.
A new waitress served his meal and received a three cent tip.
When he came in the next day, she thanked him for his "generosity" and she said she could tell the character of a diner by the way he tipped.
"Well, what could you tell about me?" he asked.
"You put three pennies in a neat row," said the waitress, "and that shows you are a very tidy person. The first penny tells me you are a frugal, and the second tells me that you are a bachelor."
"That's true," he agreed. "But what does the third penny tell you?"
"The third penny tells me your Father was a bachelor, too."
(為什么 罵的妙呢﹐ 因為他的父親也是獨身的話﹐那這個 小氣的客人豈不是私生子嗎﹗ 哈哈。)
by Fortitude
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R: 含蓄的罵人 - 罵的太妙了
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06/30/2008 1:28 pm
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一點都不好笑!最討厭所謂美國笑話罵人家爸爸、媽媽、祖宗八代,再說「小費」這東西只有美國才有,為什麼要給小費,是服務好不好!服務業原本就該好的服務,不喜歡以小費來看待客人。
我在銀行工作時,有錢的大客戶根本一點費用都不給銀行賺,而銀行也因為是「大客戶」就常常waive優惠,對於帳戶中沒什麼錢來往的客戶就沒那麼好說話,在我眼中那是狗眼看人低的行為非常不以為然。
by hellichou2008
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