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一個人問他的妻子想過一個怎么樣的生日。 “我很想恢復到八“ 她回答。
在她生日那天，他早早起來，為她做了一大碗可可爆米花，然後帶她把當地的遊樂園。真是好棒的一天！他請她嘗試了每一種的乘坐：死幻滑梯，恐怖的華爾街, 尖叫的過山車，每一種的都坐光了。5個小時後，她歪歪倒倒的走出遊樂園。
她覺得頭昏眼花, 而且還反胃。他們兩個馬上就跑去一個麥當勞，她可愛的老公叫了快樂餐, 還有超級分量的薯條, 加上巧克力冰沙。
然後他們就跑去看電影, 是星球大戰最新的史詩，看電影的時候, 又吃熱狗，爆米花，喝無限制的可樂，還有她最喜歡的棒棒糖和M＆M的巧克力甜豆。
這是神話般的一天！最後，她和老公搖搖晃晃的回到家, 疲憊的倒在床上。
他俯過身望著他寶貝的妻子, 臉色帶著爽朗的微笑, 親切地問她，那麼，親愛的，你今天重新過了一天的8歲. 覺得最喜歡是什麽呢？
“她的眼睛慢慢地開了，她的表情突然變了。 “我是說我的衣服尺寸!!!!!!!

這個故事的寓言：即使一個男人在聆聽，他還是錯了。
Crying or Very sad

A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. "I'd love to
be eight again." she replied. On the morning of her birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops, and then took her off to the local theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, every thing there was. Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald's where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. Then it was off to the movies: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, all the Coke she could drink, and her favorite lolly and M&M's. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, Well, Dear, what was it like being eight again?" Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. "I meant my dress size!!!!!!!

The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he's gonna get it wrong.