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老夫老婦
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12/14/2008 2:00 pm
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类别: 笑话幽默
朋友送這個幽默笑話給我, 看到我一個人在辦公室大笑, 希望大家看到也呵呵大笑.
附帶原文. 原文的 punch line 太好笑了.
老夫婦兩人開車旅行,吃完午飯繼續開車.
老太太在開了40分鐘以後發現她把眼鏡忘記在餐館了.
更令老先生生氣的是,他們又開了好久才找到一個把車調回頭的地方, 老先生在往回開的時候就變成一個典型的不滿意的小老頭, 他一直對老太太煩擾報怨, 不停不懈地責罵他的妻子。 越罵他就越變得生氣。
最後終於到了餐館, 老太太鬆了一口氣, 她急急忙忙的下車去餐館拿回眼鏡, 這時候這位古怪的老頭對他太太喊 “喂, 你進去拿眼鏡, 也順便拿回我的帽子和我的信用卡”.
While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant, and resumed their trip. The elderly woman unknowingly left her glasses on the table, and she didn't miss them until they had been driving about forty minutes.
By then, to add to the aggravation, they had to travel miles before they could find a place to turn around. All the way back, the elderly husband became the classic grouchy old man. He fussed and complained, and scolded his wife relentlessly during the entire return drive. The more he chided her, the more agitated he became. He just wouldn't let up one minute.
To her relief, they finally arrived at the restaurant. As the woman got out of the car, and hurried inside to retrieve her glasses, the old geezer yelled to her, *While you're in there, you might as well get my hat and the credit card.*
by Fortitude
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