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無聲無臭的屁 - 中英對照
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04/14/2008 11:27 pm 
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类别: 休闲茶馆
一個小老太婆去看醫生﹐她說"醫生﹐我有個毛病就是我很多屁， 但它也不怎麼打擾我。 我放屁一點都不臭﹐ 而且還一點聲音都沒有﹐是一種悶屁，你看﹐我已經在你的辦公室放了至少20個屁了。 你都不知道我放屁呢，因為我的屁是嗅不到也聽不見的"。
醫生說"我知道了， 你拿這些藥片回去吃﹐下個星期回來看復診。"
過了一個星期小老太婆再回去復診。 "醫生" 她說 "我不知道你給了我什么藥， 但現在我的屁…雖然還是聽不見的悶屁….但現在聞起來有可怕的惡臭。
"醫生說" 好的!!! 我的藥清理了你的鼻竇不通， 我現在再給你治療听力的藥。"
A little old lady goes to the Doctor and says "Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here in your office. You didn't know I was farting because they
don't smell and are silent." The doctor says "I see, take these pills and come back to see me next week."
The next week the lady goes back. "Doctor" she says "I don't know what the heck you gave me, but now my farts...although still silent ....stink terribly." The Doctor says "Good!!! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses,
let's work on your hearing."
by Fortitude
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