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男人總是這麼苦阿

女人跟男人分手，最緊要留一些尊嚴給他。

男人跟女人分手，要把五個字留給她來說：

『我們分手吧。』───這五個字該由女人來說。

即使是你首先不愛她，你也該有風度的讓她提出分手。

男人慣常做的，就是對她越來越冷淡，讓她自己覺得沒趣，然後說：

『我們分手吧。』───這五個字該由女人來說。

女人會感激男人把這五個字留給她來說。她會永遠記的是她首先不要你了。

這樣的話，她也不會那麼恨你。

『我不愛你了。』───這五個字更應該留給女人來說。

男人說這五個字太殘忍。這麼殘忍的事也做的出來，不是太沒風度了嗎？

況且，男人說出這五個字，是很危險的，憤怒的女人會給他一巴掌。

為人為己，男人還是應該禮讓一下，把這五個字讓給女人來說。

『我永遠恨你。』───這五個字也該留給女人來說。

堂男子漢，哭哭啼啼的對著女朋友說：『我永遠恨你。』多麼難看？

男人只能夠說：我永遠愛你。

『你忘記我吧。』 ───這五個字，男人常常搶著說。

你以為自己是什麼？你以為我無法忘記你嗎？你沾沾自喜的令人討厭。

這五個字，該留給女人來說，讓她贏回一點尊嚴。

那男人該說什麼呢？

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男人只有五個字可以說──『都是我的錯。』

by tiffany

美國男人更苦

04/08/2008 6:55 pm

哈哈哈﹐ 說的真對﹐ 好極了。

你的題目有意思﹐你是說中國男人苦還是美國男人苦。
我看美國男人更苦呀﹐不信的話請看下一段苦水。

If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you're a male chauvinist. If you stay home and do the housework, you're a pansy.
If you work too hard, there is never any time for her. If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
If you mention how nice she looks, it's .ual harassment. If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
If you cry, you're a wimp. If you don't, you're an insensitive bastard.
If you thump her, it's wife bashing. If she thumps you, it's self-defense.
If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist. If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination. If she asks you, it's a favor.
If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you're .ist. If you don't, you're unromantic.
If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain. If you don't, you're a slob. If you buy her flowers, you're after something. If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
If you're proud of your achievements, you're full of yourself. If you're not, you're not ambitious.
If she has a headache, she's tired. If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore.
If you want it too often, you're over.ed. If you don't, there must be someone else.

NO WONDER MEN DIE BEFORE WOMEN! THEY WANT TO!!

by Fortitude

R: 男人總是這麼苦阿!???

04/08/2008 8:19 pm

哎呀，做男人真不容易啊。好可怜啊。今生好好修行，下辈子托生成女人吧。

by 子君