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> 住口
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> If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at
the front door, who do you let in first?
> 如果你的狗在後門吠，而你的妻子在前門大喊大叫，你會讓那一個先進來？
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> The Dog of course...at least he ll shut up after you let him in!
> 當然是狗，至少它進來後會住口。
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> 三個孩子
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> A couple had three children. Two of them were bright, smart, and
handsome! but the third child was dull, ugly, and backward.
> 一對夫婦有三個孩子。有兩個特別聰明和英俊，可是第三個孩子卻很醜很笨。
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> One day the hubby got suspicious and asked, Tell me the truth, dear.
> Is this third child really mine?
> 一天，丈夫很懷疑地問： "坦白說，親愛的，老三真的是我的孩子嗎？ "
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> Yes, dear, replied the wife, but the other two are not.
> " 是的，親愛的。" 妻子答道：" 可是另外兩個不是。"
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> 妻子的三項優點
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> When a bachelor marries, his wife has three qualities she is an
economist in the kitchen, an aristocrat in the living room and a devil in
bed.
>一位單身漢新婚時，妻子有三項優點：
>在廚房她是經濟學者、在客廳她是貴族、在床上她是惡魔。
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>After a few years, sure enough the three qualities remain,
>but not in the same order she is an aristocrat in the kitchen, a devil in
the living room and an economist in bed.
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>若干年後，這三項優點依然存在，可是秩序有點變動：
>在廚房她是貴族、在客廳她是惡魔、在床上她是經濟學者。
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> 許願井
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> A couple came upon a wishing well.
>The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.
>一對夫妻來到一座許願井。
>丈夫靠過去，丟下一個硬幣，許了個願。
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>The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned over too much, fell
into the well, and drowned.
>The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled and said, It really
works!
> 妻子也打算許個願。可是她靠的太過去，掉下井，被淹死了。
>丈夫呆了一回，然後笑著說： "真靈驗。"
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> 結婚周年
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> I asked my wife, Where do you want to go on our anniversary?
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>我問太太： "結婚周年紀念，你想去那 ??？"
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> She said, Somewhere I have never been! !
>她說：" 那?? 都好，只要是我沒去過的地方。"
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> I told her, How about the kitchen?
> 我說：" 廚房怎麼樣？"
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> * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * 快樂時光
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> During their silver anniversary, ! a wife reminded her husband, Do
you remember when you proposed to me, I was so overwhelmed that I didn t
talk for an hour?
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>在二十五周年紀念時，一位太太提醒她的丈夫：
>"你還記得你向我求婚的那天，我被打動得無法說話長達一小時？ "
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>The hubby replied : Yes, honey, that was the happiest hour of my life.
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> 丈夫回答： "是的，親愛的，那是我一生中最快樂的時光。 "
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> 手拉手
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> ! We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
> 我們時常都手拉手。如果放開，她就會去購物了。