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Three old men
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01/02/2008 12:47 am 
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Ha ha ha, I love your jokes, let me return the favor.
Three old men are talking about their aches, pains and bodily functions.
The 70 year old man says, "I have this problem. I wake up every morning at seven and it takes me twenty minutes to pee."
The 80 year old man says, "My case is worse. I get up at eight and I sit there and grunt and groan for half an hour before I finally have a bowel movement."
The 90 year old man says, "At seven I pee like a horse, and at eight I crap like a cow."
"So what's your problem?" ask the others.
"I don't wake up until nine!"
by Fortitude
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R: 會心一笑!!
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01/02/2008 12:49 pm
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three old man~~別會錯意啦!
此"信"非彼性也!
by tiffany
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Three old ladies
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01/02/2008 8:04 pm
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OK, OK,
I was following your joke the right way - I promise, how about a "Three Old ladies" joke.
Three old ladies are sitting in a cafe, chatting about various things.
One lady says, "You know, I'm getting really forgetful. This morning, I was standing at the top of the stairs, and I couldn't remember whether I had just come up or was about to go down."
The second lady says, "You think that's bad? The other day, I was sitting on the edge of my bed, and I couldn't remember whether I was going to bed or had just woken up!"
The third lady smiles smugly, "Well, my memory's just as good as it's always been, knock on wood," she says as she raps on the table. Then with a startled look on her face, she asks, "Who's there?"
by Fortitude
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