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女人在8、18、28、38、48歲時有何不同? 女人可以讓男人自殺的5句話!
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11/11/2007 11:36 am 
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类别: 笑话幽默
<<女人在 8、18、28、38、48歲時 有何不同? >>
8歲時 你要帶她上床 並講個故事哄她睡覺；
18 歲時 你要編個故事 把她騙上床；
28 歲時 你啥都不用說 只要直接和她上床就好了；
38歲時 她會編個故事 要你跟她上床；
48歲時 你會編個故事 以避免和她上床…。
(A)熱戀的時候 , 男人抱著女人睡.
女人說：「你抱得我太緊了，很熱啊 ! 我快窒息了。」
男人笑著說：「我喜歡抱著妳，否則我睡不著。」
當他們成為夫妻以後，有一天女人投訴：
「你晚上睡覺都沒抱著我，這和我一個人睡有什麼分別。」
男人說：「抱在一起，大家都睡不好，難道妳不覺得嗎？」
（ B ）某天，男人會突然在鬧市中把女人抱起，走長長的一段路。
女人笑說：「你瘋了嗎？快把我放下來，讓人看到不好。」
男人說：「怕什麼？我喜歡抱著妳。」
若干年以後，女人在鬧市中向男人撒嬌：「抱我！」
男人說：「妳瘋了嗎？」
（ C ）某天，女人跟男人說：「抱我！」
男人乖乖彎腰，把女人抱上床。
若干年以後，女人跟男人說：「抱我上床！」
男人沒好氣的說：「妳腳斷了嗎？」
（ D ）某天，男人向女人許諾：
「即使妳將來變成一個大肥婆，我也要天天抱妳，
妳變成老太婆，我也繼續抱著妳。」
若干年之後，女人胖了，老了，要男人抱，
男人沒好氣地說：「妳想壓死我嗎？」
很難相信， 當年抱妳和若干年之後不抱妳的，竟是同一個男
人....
好啦！來，抱抱！
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<< 女人可以讓男人自殺的5句話 >>
排行榜第5名--
女: "你只不過是我前任男友的替代品"
排行榜第4名--
女: "其實我跟你交往只是想認識你最好的朋友而已..."
排行榜第3名--
女:"我只是玩玩而已...你不要太認真...."
排行榜第2名--
女:"我從來沒有愛過你"
榮登
排行榜第1名--
女:" 進去了嗎?"
男: ...................
如果是我被說 可能會當場自殺!
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by tiffany
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R: 女人在8、18、28、38、48歲時有何不同? 女人可以讓男人自殺的5句話!
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R: 女人在8、18、28、38、48歲時有何不同? 女人可以讓男人自殺的5句話!
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11/23/2007 5:21 pm
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This kind of joke is not really noble But each kind of different condition joke, also can have the different interest Thanks the message!
by tiffany
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R: 女人在8、18、28、38、48歲時有何不同? 女人可以讓男人自殺的5句話!
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11/29/2007 11:43 am
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笑話蠻有意思的, 在笑過之後, 不禁想到, 愛情真的很短,
科學家研究, 好像只有九個月, 跟女人懷孕的時間有點吻合,
會不會是上帝設計的呢? 男女相處本來就難, 如果沒有一點激情愛情, 怎麼能把兩個人綁在一起呢? 上帝的設計還真陰險啊!
by huanyian
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HOW TO STAY MARRIED
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01/10/2008 11:29 pm
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Tiffany,
Your jokes are unmatched, I just want to pitch in. Enjoy.
A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets from each other except that the little old woman had a shoe box in the top of her closet that she had cautioned her husband never to open or ask her about.
For all of these years, he had never thought about the box, but one day the little old woman got very sick and the doctor said she would not recover.
In trying to sort out their affairs, the little old man took down the shoe box and took it to his wife's bedside.
She agreed that it was time that he should know what was in the box.
When he opened it, he found two crocheted dolls and a stack of money totaling $95,000.
He asked her about the contents "When we were to be married," she said, "my grandmother told me the secret of a happy marriage was to never argue. She told me that if I ever got angry with you, I should just keep quiet and crochet a doll."
The little old man was so moved; he had to fight back tears. Only two precious dolls were in the box. She had only been angry with him two times in all those years of living and loving. He almost burst with happiness.
"Honey," he said, "that explains the doll, but what about all of this money? Where did it come from?"
”Oh," she said, "that's the money I made from selling the dolls."
Women will love this...
A Prayer.......
Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods; Because Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death.
by Fortitude
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R: 女人在8、18、28、38、48歲時有何不同? 女人可以讓男人自殺的5句話!
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01/11/2008 7:26 pm
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50岁后，男既女也
by 欣舞
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